Guys I will never date

this post seems pretty appropriate considering the recent events in my life. this isn't a direct diss, its just things i've learned that i can't tolerate, and shouldn't have to. it wasn't all bad.

I will never date someone who:

-wears Crocs. There's no excuse for foam clogs in bright colors, I don't give a shit how comfortable they are. I'd rather see everyone wearing bunny slippers. At least they're cute.

-says "I dunno" as a response to every type of question. YES YOU DO KNOW. AND IF YOU DONT, FIND OUT FOR CHRISTS SAKE!

-sleeps diagonally. please share. i WILL kick you.

-is insensitive. I'm not asking for to you cry with me, but lend me your shoulder when i clearly need it.

-doesn't recognize and value the importance of family. and keeping in contact with them.

-doesn't have a great work ethic.

-thinks machinery (things with wheels, treads, engines..etc) is more important than I am

-doesn't clean his own ears. no explanation needed

-has crazy baggage

-doesn't take pride in his vehicles, home, or himself

-doesn't want to take me out and show me off

I think that's a pretty short list of things that I can't put up with. I had to get that off my chest. And now that I go back and read it, some of it's pretty funny. I'm glad I'll always have my sense of humor. Oh yeah, add that to the list too.. -doesn't have a sense of humor. and sarcasm.

:-)